her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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