Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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