she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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