Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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