worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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