i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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