I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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