Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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