Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
There r osticjed everywhere
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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