My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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