I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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