I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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