I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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