My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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