3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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