Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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