im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Everyone says I win the strip club
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
the raccoons are back...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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