I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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