woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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