If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
porn star boner night. come get it.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
