Do vagina's smell?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Randomize
