sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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