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Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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