I'm drive I can fine osifer
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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