Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
tell me about the eggs
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