found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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