So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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