Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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