he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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