Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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