Midget sex pt 2 tonight
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I am mentally ready for anal.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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