thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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