yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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