i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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