I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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