oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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