Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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