Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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