You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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