Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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