i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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