i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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