Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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