Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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