I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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