did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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