Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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