is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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