my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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