nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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