It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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