We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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