And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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