My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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