I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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